Black and White TVs

I've been posting from Mom's which has proven difficult. She has the old type of internet service you plug into a phone line. I can't believe how slow this is. (I've asked my wife to hide the razor blades.) It's like watching TV on a black and white screen with a selection of only three channels. Remember those days? I'm reading a book while waiting for the page to load up. I can read a page in the book faster than the service can load a page.